[TOP 20] TF2 Scout Cosmetics

Ever wanted your Scout to look like he just parachuted into battle but forgot the parachute? The Airborne Attire gives your Scout that military-styled jacket that screams “I don’t need wings to fly, just a scattergun and a bad attitude!”

It’s perfect for those moments when you want to look tactical but end up tacti-cool. Pair it with a helmet, and you’ll be dodging bullets like they’re just strong suggestions.

Ever felt the need to warn your enemies that you’re about to strike faster than a caffeine-fueled cheetah? The Lightning Lid is a helmet with a lightning bolt insignia, perfect for electrifying your look and giving your foes a shocking surprise!

Wearing this, you might not actually run faster, but you’ll look so fast that your enemies will swear you’re using hacks. Just remember, with great speed comes great responsibility—or at least the responsibility to taunt after every kill.

Looking to deliver messages faster than email and with more style than a carrier pigeon? The Messenger’s Mail Bag gives your Scout a vintage courier satchel, perfect for carrying all those love letters from Miss Pauling—or maybe just your collection of sandvich recipes.

Sure, it might not actually help you deliver intel any faster, but at least you’ll look professional while doing your double jumps and bonking enemies over the head. Remember, fashion is the fastest way to victory.

Ever wished Miss Pauling could be with you on the battlefield, whispering sweet nothings like “Please stop calling me”? Well, with the Pocket Pauling badge, you can have her likeness pinned right to your chest—it’s the next best thing to getting her actual number!

Carry this small badge into battle, and maybe, just maybe, Miss Pauling will notice you. Or at least, your enemies will wonder who that lady is and get distracted—giving you the perfect chance to bat them over the head.

Nothing says “I’m faster than you” like squeezing into some tight spandex. The Speedster’s Spandex gives your Scout that runner look, because nothing improves aerodynamics like questionable fashion choices!

Warning: May cause jealousy among teammates and excessive admiration from enemies. Just be prepared for all the attention—or tripping over your own feet because spandex isn’t exactly known for its practicality.

If you’ve ever wanted to bring the beach to the battlefield, the Aloha Apparel is your ticket to a tropical getaway—minus the getaway. This Hawaiian shirt for Scout lets you say “Aloha!” to your enemies, which coincidentally means both “hello” and “goodbye”—how fitting!

Pair it with a coconut drink and a ukulele (not included), and you’ll be the life of the battlefield luau. Just watch out for those pesky snipers—they might mistake you for a migrating bird with all those colorful patterns.

Because nothing says stealth like brightly colored sneakers! The Forest Footwear gives your Scout sneakers with a woodland theme, perfect for blending into the forest—or at least for distracting enemies with your impeccable taste in footwear.

These shoes might not help you run faster, but they’ll definitely help you look cooler while you’re running away from that angry Heavy. Just remember, fashion over function is the Scout way!

When the jungle calls, you answer—but preferably in style. The Jungle Jersey is a safari shirt with rolled sleeves, perfect for when your Scout wants to pretend he’s on a dangerous expedition rather than just stealing the enemy’s intelligence for the hundredth time.

Who knows, maybe wearing this will make you feel adventurous enough to actually use the melee weapon you keep forgetting you have. Just watch out for the wildlife—namely, those pesky enemy Spies.

Because nothing protects your eyes from the sun like being in a game where the sun doesn’t affect you. The Antarctic Eyewear gives your Scout goggles styled for colder climates, perfect for when you want to look cool—literally and figuratively.

Wearing these might not stop you from getting headshot, but at least you’ll look stylish while respawning. After all, who needs peripheral vision when you have fashion on your side?

Tired of conforming to society’s standards—or your team’s strategies? The Punk’s Pomp gives your Scout a spiked punk hairstyle, perfect for saying “I’m here to rock and also maybe capture the point if I feel like it.”

Sure, helmets might offer protection, but can they offer rebellion? Didn’t think so. Wear this, and you’ll be too cool for rules—just not too cool for random crits.

Ever thought your legs looked too warm in the middle of a snowstorm? The Blizzard Britches are pants made for winter conditions, because frostbite is just another way of feeling alive, right?

Wearing these, you can slide into battle like a penguin on ice, except with more double jumps and less concern for personal safety. Just don’t blame us if you slip and fall—that’s just gravity reminding you who’s boss.

Ready to catch some waves—or maybe just some bullets? The Wipe Out Wraps are Scout’s surfer wrap-around shades, perfect for when you want to bring the beach to Badwater Basin.

Sure, there might not be any water in the desert, but who needs water when you have style? Just watch out for enemy Pyros—they might decide to extinguish your cool factor with a flamethrower.

Ever wanted to conquer the battlefield like a Greek warrior but with less actual combat training? The Athenian Attire gives your Scout a Greek warrior-inspired outfit, perfect for when you want to shout “This is Sparta!” but in a Boston accent.

Donning this attire might not grant you the wisdom of Athena or the strength of Hercules, but at least you’ll look heroic while being airblasted off a cliff by a Pyro. Remember, it’s not about winning—it’s about looking epic while failing spectacularly.

Who needs a regular helmet when you can have one made out of bottle caps? The Bottle Cap is a bottle cap-themed helmet that says “I’m resourceful and possibly a hoarder.”

Sure, it might not offer the best protection, but think of all the recycling you’re promoting! Plus, when you’re out of ammo, you can always throw a bottle cap at your enemies—though we don’t recommend it.

Feel the need for speed? The Throttlehead is a motorcycle helmet with decals that lets your Scout live out his biker dreams—despite the lack of actual motorcycles in the game.

Wearing this helmet won’t make you any tougher, but it’ll definitely make you look like you know how to fix an engine—or at least how to pretend to. Just be careful not to crash… into enemy sentries.

Ever felt like your baseball hat just wasn’t duck-like enough? The Batter’s Beak is a baseball hat with an exaggerated bill, perfect for those times when you want to quack your way into the enemy’s base.

Sure, you might look a bit silly, but who’s laughing when you’re capping points while the enemy is too busy wondering why there’s a duck running around? Exactly. Embrace the beak.

Safety first! The Pest’s Pads are knee and elbow pads with a rugged look, perfect for when you plan on taking a few tumbles—or rocket jumps gone wrong.

They might not actually reduce fall damage, but at least your Scout will look like he’s ready to take on the world—or at least scrape his knees while doing it. Remember, nothing says “I’m hardcore” like excessive padding.

Looking to add a touch of the dark side to your wardrobe? The Imp’s Imprint is a dark hooded cosmetic with spooky vibes, perfect for when you want to scare your enemies—or just look like you haven’t slept in three days.

Wear this, and you’ll be the embodiment of Halloween spirit all year round. Just be prepared for your teammates to ask if you’re okay—you might look a bit too convincing.

Sometimes, less is more—especially when it comes to being mysterious. The Masked Fiend is a simple cloth mask for a rogue appearance, perfect for when you want to look like you’re up to no good (which you probably are).

It’s ideal for hiding your identity from the authorities—or just from that Medic who’s been trying to heal you. Embrace the life of a masked vigilante, but remember: with anonymity comes the responsibility to at least say “thanks” in chat.

Got Bonk? The Bonk Beanie is a beanie with the Bonk energy drink logo, perfect for when you want to advertise your favorite in-game beverage while also keeping your head warm.

Wearing this, you might feel an extra spring in your step—or maybe that’s just the sugar rush. Just be careful not to crash when the effects wear off. Remember, Bonk responsibly.